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Use these rodeo pick-up lines & you're sure to lasso up some love

March 8th, 2010 at 11:30 AM

Finding true love is a tricky business for any cowboy or cowgirl. Take the complexities of a dating relationship and throw in lassos, bull riding and tobacco  — and it becomes an entirely new game of its own.

Getting started is difficult in any relationship. Who wants to get shot down by someone who might have an actual six-shooter? No wonder cowboys have created a set of pick-up lines all their own.

Here are our picks for The Top Five Rodeo Pick-Up Lines — taken from a larger list compiled by Topfive.com :

5. “Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin’.”

4. "Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"

3. “How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?”

2. "I'll be in intensive care later. Why don't you drop by?"

1. “Ain’t no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off you, darlin’.”


The author of this article is not responsible for any slaps, heartbreaks or kneed groins associated with the use of this material.

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How to Talk Like a Cowboy
"Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey."
"Be always sure you are right—then go ahead." -Davy Crockett
"Dance with the one who brung ya."
"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."
"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around."
“You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” –Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry
"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging."
"Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. "
"Never ask a barber if you need a haircut."
"Courage is being scared to death, and saddling up anyways." –John Wayne
"If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there." -Will Rogers
"Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco."
"Never drink unless you're alone or with somebody."
"It’s immoral to let a sucker keep his money.” -Canada Bill Jones
"Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it."
“Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much” –John Wayne
"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks." -Daniel Boone
"Don't squat with your spurs on."
"We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others."
"Always drink upstream from the herd."
"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction."
"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife." -Daniel Boone
"This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made." -Will Rogers
"Leave me alone and let me go to hell by my own route." –Calamity Jane
"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"People thought me bad before, but if ever I should get free, I'll let them know what bad means.'' -Billy the Kid
"Only a fool argues with skunk, a mule, or a cook."
"A pair of six-shooters beats a pair of sixes." -Belle Starr
"It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep."
"Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got."
"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds." -Will Rogers
"They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. It ain't true. I only killed one man for snoring." -John Wesley Hardin
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back."
"I take no sass but sasparilla." -John Wesley Hardin
"Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything." -Wyatt Earp
"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging."
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