Lindsay Lohan gets drunk again (we presume), sues E*Trade

If you haven't yet heard, America's hot-mess, Lindsay Lohan, is suing E*Trade for using her name in a Super Bowl commercial.

If you missed it, the commercial features E*Trade's signature talking babies and pits a boy baby against his skeptical girlfriend. She scolds him for not calling and asks if a "milk-a-holic" by the name of Lindsay had been over the night before.

Apparently, LaLohan fancies herself equivalent to first-name-only icons like Madonna and Oprah, and thinks the name choice was a direct reference to her well-documented, thrice-rehabbed lifestyle. More amazing, shes found a lawyer to agree with her. She's reportedly asking for $100 million. (Hey, I hear supporting a pink cocaine habit gets expensive). 

Hey, if Lindsay's doing it, maybe I'll sue Outkast for using my name in their hit, "Roses." You remember the song: "Caroline! (Caroline) She's the reason for the word bitch (bitch)."

Maybe I'll collect for emotional distress. Sarah Rufca will be going after Jefferson Starship.

 

See the commercial in question below:

• E*Trade, Frivolous Lawsuit, Hot Mess, Substance Abuse, Super Bowl
• Andre 3000, Big Boi, Lindsay Lohan

Let the party begin! Saints win!

She super-sizes Super Bowl events

We don't pretend to be impartial: Go Saints!

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